One brave soul did take a stab at translating the almost-not-quite-Latin. According to The Guardian, Jaspreet Singh Boparai undertook the challenge with the goal of making the text “precisely as incoherent in English as it is in Latin - and to make it incoherent in the same way”. As a result, “the Greek 'eu' in Latin became the French 'bien' and the '-ing' ending in 'lorem ipsum' seemed best rendered by an '-iendum' in English.”

Jaspreet Singh Boparai undertook the challenge with the goal of making the text “precisely as incoherent in English.